Deviant Login Shop  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
×

More from deviantART



Details

Submitted on
February 3, 2013
File Size
2.8 KB
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
612
Favourites
46 (who?)
Comments
36
Downloads
2
×


Love Me Forever. (a Marie x the toilet)

"Brr, It's cold out!" Marie thought as she sivered in the winter morning mist. She was waiting at the outdoor cafe for her fiancee-soon-to-be-husband the toilet.
"I was a little stupid to come early," she said to herself smiling. "he's always exatcly on time."
As she was admiring the shining silver ring on her hand, she heard the sound of clanking porcelin behind her.
"Toilet!" she smiled and ran over to greet him.
The toilet gurgled.
Marie gave it a quick kiss on it's tank lid. "tsk tsk, 30 seconds late." She teased.
The toilet gurgled.
She gave it another kiss.
"So, let's go inside shall we?" she smiled and led the toilet into the warm cafe.

----
Once inside the cafe, they chose a table to sit at, and looked at the menu deciding what they wanted.
"The peppermint tea sounds nice..." she thought aloud. "What will you be having?" she looked to the toilet.
The toilet gurgled.
"Sounds good, would you like to split the strawberry crepes with me?"
The toilet gurgled.
Marie waved down a waiter. "Ah, waiter!" she called.
The waiter rushed over, eyeing the toilet suspiciously, though Marie didn't take notice.
"Yes, I'll have a peppermint tea and the strawberry crepes. Oh, and a glass of water for him." Marie gestured to the toilet.
"E-excellent choice Miss" the confused waiter stammered and went back to the kitchen.
"Hmph, what was his problem, never seen a person with an eyepatch before?" marie grumbled, then returned to her usual cheery self.
She placed her hand on the toilet's lid. "So, um, I was thinking maybe ahter this we could head back to my place?"
The toilet gurgled.
"Well, I am staying at Stein's place now but he doesn't get back from work util late, so it'll be fine." She smiled. "Maybe we could cuddle and watch a movie together?" she said, patting it's bowl.
The toilet gurgled.
"Your beverages and crepes, miss." the waiter said as he placed the food on the table.
"thank you sir!" Marie said as the waiter quickly left.

----
"Those were delicious! Did you like them?" Marie asked the toilet as she stretched out in her chair.
the toilet gurgled.
Marie laughed. "You always know just what to say, toilet!"
Suddenly her expression became more serious. "And that's why I love you..." She whispered, barely loud enough to hear.
"And that's why..." she continued, "And that's why I need to know that you love me too, that you'll always love me no matter what."
The toilet gurgled.
And she knew it was sincere, that the toilet would never leak, would love her forever.
Did I seriously just write this?
DID I SERIOUSLY JUST SPEND TWO HOURS WRITING A STORY ABOUT A FREAKING TOILET?

I feel as if I'm at a low point in my life right now.

But anyways I really have no idea what compelled me to do this, but Marie x Toilet (Maroilet? Toilie?) is defenitley my OTP now.
And this is why I love the internet, because I feel as if I won't get judged for writing a love story about a toilet. EXCEPT I CAN'T WRITE ROMANCE FOR MY LIFE.
Add a Comment:
 
:iconkisasohma1999:
OH MY GOD REALLY XD AWESOME
Reply
:iconkiddokungirl:
KiddoKunGirl Jan 15, 2014   General Artist
WHERE ARE YOU AND HOW CAN I HUG YOU
Reply
:iconnotsteveorbill:
Um.... I don't know what to say about this since my friends call me Miss Marie... *awkward for me*
Reply
:iconstigmata97:
SO beautiful! :iconcryforeverplz:
Reply
:icongelato-penguin:
Gelato-Penguin Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is beautiful.

Thank you for writing this.
Reply
:iconpaygebrooke:
2 sentenses in and i favorited it
Reply
:iconmockingjay12345:
Mockingjay12345 Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
My friend likes full metal alcamus. My bad on last comment.
Reply
:iconmockingjay12345:
Mockingjay12345 Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Me and my friend love Soul Eater we have differences like I like Warriors series and the also likes the full metal alcamus thing that I know nothing about. Except that this guy named " honey" looks like a girl.
Reply
:iconsweetbriar42:
Sweetbriar42 Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, you spent two hours making something that made me pass out with laughter.
Reply
:iconuwayna35:
uwayna35 Mar 8, 2013  Student General Artist
yup, you spent two hours writing a story about a toilet, and it made me laugh s hard
Reply
Add a Comment: