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Love Me Forever. (a Marie x the toilet)

"Brr, It's cold out!" Marie thought as she sivered in the winter morning mist. She was waiting at the outdoor cafe for her fiancee-soon-to-be-husband the toilet.
"I was a little stupid to come early," she said to herself smiling. "he's always exatcly on time."
As she was admiring the shining silver ring on her hand, she heard the sound of clanking porcelin behind her.
"Toilet!" she smiled and ran over to greet him.
The toilet gurgled.
Marie gave it a quick kiss on it's tank lid. "tsk tsk, 30 seconds late." She teased.
The toilet gurgled.
She gave it another kiss.
"So, let's go inside shall we?" she smiled and led the toilet into the warm cafe.

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Once inside the cafe, they chose a table to sit at, and looked at the menu deciding what they wanted.
"The peppermint tea sounds nice..." she thought aloud. "What will you be having?" she looked to the toilet.
The toilet gurgled.
"Sounds good, would you like to split the strawberry crepes with me?"
The toilet gurgled.
Marie waved down a waiter. "Ah, waiter!" she called.
The waiter rushed over, eyeing the toilet suspiciously, though Marie didn't take notice.
"Yes, I'll have a peppermint tea and the strawberry crepes. Oh, and a glass of water for him." Marie gestured to the toilet.
"E-excellent choice Miss" the confused waiter stammered and went back to the kitchen.
"Hmph, what was his problem, never seen a person with an eyepatch before?" marie grumbled, then returned to her usual cheery self.
She placed her hand on the toilet's lid. "So, um, I was thinking maybe ahter this we could head back to my place?"
The toilet gurgled.
"Well, I am staying at Stein's place now but he doesn't get back from work util late, so it'll be fine." She smiled. "Maybe we could cuddle and watch a movie together?" she said, patting it's bowl.
The toilet gurgled.
"Your beverages and crepes, miss." the waiter said as he placed the food on the table.
"thank you sir!" Marie said as the waiter quickly left.

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"Those were delicious! Did you like them?" Marie asked the toilet as she stretched out in her chair.
the toilet gurgled.
Marie laughed. "You always know just what to say, toilet!"
Suddenly her expression became more serious. "And that's why I love you..." She whispered, barely loud enough to hear.
"And that's why..." she continued, "And that's why I need to know that you love me too, that you'll always love me no matter what."
The toilet gurgled.
And she knew it was sincere, that the toilet would never leak, would love her forever.
Did I seriously just write this?
DID I SERIOUSLY JUST SPEND TWO HOURS WRITING A STORY ABOUT A FREAKING TOILET?

I feel as if I'm at a low point in my life right now.

But anyways I really have no idea what compelled me to do this, but Marie x Toilet (Maroilet? Toilie?) is defenitley my OTP now.
And this is why I love the internet, because I feel as if I won't get judged for writing a love story about a toilet. EXCEPT I CAN'T WRITE ROMANCE FOR MY LIFE.
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zcreeper200 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  New member Student General Artist
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zcreeper200 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  New member Student General Artist
So touching...
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weharry Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
This...is... AWESOME
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reflectionsoffear Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
I've seen many weird pairings before, but this takes the (urinal) cake. Also, did anyone else get a yandere vibe from the end?
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teentitan63 Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. Yes you did. And it was beautiful.
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KisaSohma1999 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
OH MY GOD REALLY XD AWESOME
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KiddoKunGirl Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WHERE ARE YOU AND HOW CAN I HUG YOU
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notsteveorbill Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013
Um.... I don't know what to say about this since my friends call me Miss Marie... *awkward for me*
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Stigmata97 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
SO beautiful! :iconcryforeverplz:
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Gelato-Penguin Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is beautiful.

Thank you for writing this.
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PaygeBrooke Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
2 sentenses in and i favorited it
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Mockingjay12345 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
My friend likes full metal alcamus. My bad on last comment.
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Mockingjay12345 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Me and my friend love Soul Eater we have differences like I like Warriors series and the also likes the full metal alcamus thing that I know nothing about. Except that this guy named " honey" looks like a girl.
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Sweetbriar42 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, you spent two hours making something that made me pass out with laughter.
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uwayna35 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Student General Artist
yup, you spent two hours writing a story about a toilet, and it made me laugh s hard
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this-is-an-error-14 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
BEST FANFICTION EVER!!! It was so romantic XD
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NinjaGirlKikio Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
the best couple and fan-fic of all time

toliet and marie are meant to be together forever :iconloveloveplz:
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Puglover24 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
How does the toilet get to the cafe......?
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Sweetbriar42 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ummm......unknown.
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CloverFieldIsPownage Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IT'S THE MAGIC OF LOVE
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Puglover24 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Marie is so lucky.....im crying on the inside!
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Thesapphireangel Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
You cheater! I thought you loved me toilet!
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8BriBee8 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
BECAUSE ITS CANON XD
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CloverFieldIsPownage Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
IT IS CANON IT SAID SO ON THE WIKI XD
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AirenNova Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O_o oooooookey...
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Sweetbriar42 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not awkward at all!!!! XD
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Oblivion-Time Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Best. Pairing. EVER!!
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Sweetbriar42 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And the most hilarious!!!!! :iconomglolplz:
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FireflyNat Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg this is just....pure awesomeness xD it's so dumb and so amazingly good at the same time xDDD
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Ask-CronaMakenshi Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
((PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL I TOTALLY SHIP THIS NOW!!!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING! ))
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Sweetbriar42 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right!? I died laughing!!!! XD I have a question for Crona!!! What if Marie actually did marry the toilet, and Crona met it? How would he react?
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MiruruLove Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
So beautiful.~ ;v;
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VanillaCokeHead Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
........ A toilet?!?!?
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Sweetbriar42 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, a toilet.
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ZombiEgirL432 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
XD LOL xDDD
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my-sky-is-over Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I cry evertim. Toilet-sempai wil lov her 5ever.

2cute4me, yo.
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CloverFieldIsPownage Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, I cried while writing it, it's just so emotional. :iconcryforeverplz:
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my-sky-is-over Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Let's see you top that, pulitzer nerds.
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TheLavenderKitty Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Dear gods I just.... my stomach hurts from laughing to much XD
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CloverFieldIsPownage Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha thanks, glad you enjoyed it. XD
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TheLavenderKitty Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Digital Artist
No problem XD Made my morning.
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